Job Title

I found out yesterday what my job title is. The lady at work that handles all the supplies was going to order me some business cards and asked me what my title was. I told her that they had not given me one yet. I suggest that that my title should be Supreme Commander for Life... She did not like that one too much. So we went and asked my boss what it was so she could order the cards. He looked around on his desk lifting papers as if he would find it on one of them (he was obviously staling for time). "Uhhhhh hes annnnnnn Environmental Scientist!"